Am I asking for too much?

I was reading some stuff that made me want to make a list of what I want in a guy - lame, I know, I have nothing better to do right now, haha.
So here it is - courtesy of the ex.

I want someone who…

-         1) Willingly/actively helps me pack up when I have to move out (as in no bitching and complaining all night long and for a whole week after) - it could be fun, if you have the right attitude.

-         2) Tells me to go to sleep when it’s too late at night because he cares about my physical well-being (instead of just crashing himself  and completely forgetting about me)

-        3)  Understands that some days – such as Valentine’s, anniversaries, and last day before we don't see each other for a long long time – have very special meanings and actively tries to plan something special to make his girlfriend feel loved. (instead of complaining that she expects too much)

-        4)  Appreciates the sweet little things I do, and try to do something back…little things make girls happiest! (Instead of saying that he’s a “dude” and doesn’t do stuff like that)

-        5)  Does not neglect his girlfriend when he is with his group of friends (Maybe if you explain the rules, your gf will enjoy watching basketball too, don’t just ignore her and assume she doesn’t care)
6) Tries to be friendly when he’s with my friends. No one likes the weirdo who sits in the corner and sulks.

       7) Wants to take me to places, show me around, be a man and think of things to do instead of “Let’s sit in bed and watch tv shows every freaking second of our lives”. I’m the girl I shouldn’t have to come up with all the ideas and plan EVERYTHING that we do. YOU BE A MAN AND DO THE RIGHT THING.

-         8)  Lasts longer than 5 minutes

Okay thanks.